Good Ol' Bible University

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Classes are offically over as of friday. I am finally a free woman! I will update you soon on my spectacular marks - which are bound to be solid C's...

Groping, PDA's and the Dutch

I went out to the Frog and the Firkin last night with friend doing some significant damage control. I sat there listening as he poured out his heart and blew some Captain Black smoke in my face. I was loving every moment of his honesty and the whole patio scene since it is almost warm enough to be outside for extended periods of time.
While we were sitting there conversing minding our own business two men set up shop with a pitcher of beer and interrupted our conversation with random thoughts on philosophy.
Last term I took that class and barely passed so I sat there with my mouth closed yet completly engulfed in the conversation at hand. It's always nice to learn from other people while they are enibriated.
Both were quite older than the 23 years that I posess and I sat there wondering if when I get to be their age if I would be out drinking on a tuesday night - excessive amounts that is.
Turns out the answer is no because #1 I hate the taste of beer. #2 I would rather be in my Pj's than out at 2 in the morning.
I continued pondering these facts and I was interrupted by his voice.
" Stop looking at me, I can't handle it. " I respond but was not even aware that I was staring "I am sorry. Why is that?"
" You are deceivingly perverse."
Tis the end of my story of the Native Canadian man who thinks I am a pervert.

Wood ya Ratha'

Be trapped in a submarine while it slowly filled up with vinegar
Or
Smile fiendishly and rub your hands together throughout all conversation?

The things I should of learned when I was 12...

I have come to surmise that I don't think I know how to be serious. (Yes again) My humour drips with sarcasm and I don't take life quite as seriously and I think I should.
However, I love to laugh, I do love to engage in conversations with my friends that require me to be the only one with no tact.
I love honesty and I love being uncomfortable. Only because in those times I am forced to re evaluate me and what exactly my true actions are as well as what I was trying to get across in the first place.
I am in a place right now that I haven't felt in awhile. At the end of the beginning, or the beginning of the end or something. Either or, I am in purgatory, awaiting for decisions to be made for me so I can move on with this thing called life I assume.
It's a little weird having to move again. I feel like I am going back in time. I left waterloo trying to defeat the feeling of stagnation and boredom and instead of my supposed defeat I am walking right back to where I was before.
It's kinda exciting, things here in the GTA have changed me. They have caused me to rethink what exactly it is that I want and how exactly I am going to get it.
I would like to say that the decisions and circumstances and of course my fabulouso marks:) were that of the result of me being wise but I am not totally sure. Cause there were times when I felt like I was gonan crash and burn.
Right now is probably the most "unspiritual" I have felt in a long time. And I am fine with that.
The only reason why I am comfortable with taking a short stop accompanied by apathy is because I know that without it I would not be close to being human.
Tom Morris, a wise man I might add, has given me more insight in one conversation than any other human being on earth. One time I was sitting with a group of people who just wanted to soak in his leadership. Me, I was there for the hot guys. I just got more than what I bargained for ;)
Someone asked him, " How can I be a Christian example to my friends if I don't even read my own Bible?"
His response was the first time that I heard anyone swear when it came to talking about God.
He replied; "Who gives a damn?" This will sound completely unbiblical, but I don't think that God did. All I wanted was to be the best Christian I could be. And that action was completely fake. How not cool is that?
His words were the most refreshing and authentic thing that I have ever heard come out of any pastor's mouth. Everyone else would of slapped us all on the hand wondering why we wanted to be leaders if we weren't reading the word of God consistantly. And labelling us post-modern, then spending the next 15 minutes showing off our tattoos:)
I am not saying that it gives me an excuse to not spend time with God but because of his comment. I was led to read his word because I wanted to, not because I had to get to the next step of John Maxwell's 21 Irrefutable laws to make myself successful.
I write this because this has been on my mind a lot lately and more that I am glad that I am human. Even more thankful that I have emotions that I am allowed to express in many forms and still continue to be loved anyway....
Sometimes I wonder how murky my heart looks to Him...

Keep It Beautiful

Okay, Okay,
Yes, most of you know I posted a comment under Dan's name - On mistake I might add.
So, now I would officially like things to go back to normal so no one gets frustrated any further.
I feel like a fish living in Lake Ontario.
Mutated and unloved...

And the winner will be...

This is Ian, he is gonna win. Eventhough he is getting really grotesquely skinny. Dude is gonna win it all!

MC Hammer Pants

In the last 20 years of my existance there has been a lot of major events in news history.
I am posting this because since I have not been diligent with taking my gingko biloba I seem to have forgotten quite a few...
So I'll get the ball rolling.
- The death of Princess Diana, the Pope, Mother Teresa
- George Dubya Bush re-elected
- Micheal Jackson and the whole scandel
- President Clinton almost impreached for his whole monica scandel
- oaklahoma city bombing
- the twin towers
- the rise of New Kids on the block
-the invention of the DVD
- Arnold becoming governor
Bring it on guys....

Megh

I will never be able to publish a "deep post."
I am just way to shallow and I would rather take the time to paint my toenails.

Bloaty and Spicey

Would you rather....
Slide down a bannister of razor blades into a pile of cajun spice
or
Be buried up to your neck and have your head used as a golf tee for a day?

Wow, look at that threshold

Okay, so here it is..deep thoughts by Amanda. You guys asked for it. Plus, I havn't been utilizing my intelligence this past few months.
I cannot handle the pressure of having to be funny all of the time. Ya, count me in for an ignorant comment at large family functions but the funnyness factor during the last couple weeks of school is something few and far between? I don't get it...

Painful, Utterly Painful.
This would be the words to how I would explain the philosophy of dating.
Much can be said about this topic but I find that the most relevant statement would be that I would likely put my ex-boyfriends (yes, very significant in numbers) in the same catagory as exams; Ya don't realize how stupid you are until they are over.
Are you wondering where this displaced anger comes from? I'm not upset (I'm gonna marry Matt, so I got myself a sure thing) But the whole dating philosphy confuses me.
Get up, go about your day, come home, re shower, make up, get dressed, throw clothes all over the floor in pursuit for the optimum outfit, dig thru shoes to find the best ones, brush, floss, gum for later (not that much later;)) wallet, debit card, directions...
Then you arrive wondering if he's gonna look better than you, if his outfit is too embarassing for the public eye, whether yours is equally as embarassing...
Seriously, this is all so overwhelming!!!
Screw the dating, damn the anxiety and the superficial conversation that ultimately just wants to lead to 2nd base. Please give it to me straight!
Spend time with me on a non-committal basis, laugh with me as my voice raises when I play video games and let me swear occasionally. That's all I ask; Then make a non suspecting move and ask me to marry you.

Pink Lipstick

The Top Ten Things of stuff that i don't like so much;

1. Mismatched/no organized pattern of christmas lights
2. Getting stuck in the elevator with people with bad BO
3. How people underestimate proper oral hygiene
4. Not changing the toilet paper roll
5. Freezer burned ice cubes
6. Cottage Cheese
7. Cockroaches
8. Kiefer Sutherland
9. Stinky Feet
10. Wet socks