Have the lime of your life!

All of us lo-cal soda drinkers have been waiting for this just as long as the beloved "Diet Dr. Pepper."
Pepsi is the new Coke I tell ya!!
Introducing the new Diet Pepsi Lime!
Check it out. How many hours of fun can you have with dancing limes and Jamaican accents...?

Pepsi Lime (8 fl. oz)
Contains: Carbonated water, caramel color, natural flavors, phosphoric acid, aspartame, potassium benzoate (preserves freshness), citric acid, potassium citrate, caffeine, acesulfame potassium

Calories 0
Total Fats (g) 0
Sodium (mg) 25
Total Carbohydrates (g) 0
Sugars (g) 0
Protein (g) 0
Caffeine (mg) 38

*Product may not be available in all areas.

Wasting Time

I am living in a blogging dry spell. I can't think of anything to write about.
You know why? Cause seriously, who cares about what I do at work and how often I go the gym?
Turns out that going to school produces more fun things to talk about then working the career that I previously went to school for.
I got nothin'. I am a little embarrassed to write that. However, it could be worse. I could let you all in on the secret that I am doing Jazzercise as my new form of becoming physically fit.
Crap, I can't keep secrets.

This is my confession

I usually try to hide the things that cause me significant emotional distress.
Those being:
Pictures of me in tapered jeans or any photo of me as a child.
Forced social interactions with co-workers
and the Super Mario Bros. Nintendo game.
Let it be known throughout the land that I will no longer play on the old skool system of Nintendo or any other video game persuasion.
I think my blood starts to boil which causes me to do stupid stuff like die and not win.

 

Time after Time

Sometimes I think that I am living in a dream. There are significant things that I see on a daily basis that I would not classify as normal. Some mild examples are today there was a midgit in my step class that was the most exhuberant participant I have ever met. Yesterday I saw a very large plastic peanut on the roof of a Mini Cooper, a whole family of mullets plus Cyndi Lauper is making a huge come back.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I enjoy all of this but it makes me think twice about what really is strange if I see these things quite regularly.
Maybe I should buy a Mini, or grow a mullet for the 80's sake? The whole Cyndi thing...Not on my dial.

You still can't push me around, Well, Maybe a little.

How much fun is it sitting in a hot garage with 9 people for 7 hours?
It's this much fun

You can't push me around

I am a little frustrated that nothing rhymes with orange. That is except the song by John Mayer...with the line " I'd like to eat an orange with my friend George Malacornge."
I need a real word. Gimmie something English language!
So far this week I have caused myself bodily harm 3 times, been functioning poorly on 5 hours of sleep and have probobly been eating more junk food than should be consumed. However, I am getting the makings of a seriously steller tan.