Saturday, March 05, 2005

Felines

So today I realized that I hate cats.
I hate that they can't talk to you, that they smell and that they leave fur on all that you posess.
Not only do those things bother me but my eyes swell up the size of testicles and they start getting all itchy and watery.
I hear you would call this so called reaction an "allergy."
Maybe I should get a small household pet like a walrus. Or maybe I just need to love other human beings first.

5 comments:

Mark Andrew said...

1) I don't hate cats but I won't get one until i share a place with someone -i.e. someone of the female persuasion.

2) I had a walrus growing up, but I found one of his whiskers in my margarine so i shot him.

3) Whose testicles are you comparing your eyes with?

4) On second thought, don't answer that.

Amanda said...

:)...that was a genuine smile..thanks Mark

Matt said...

Cats can't talk? Huh... I never noticed. You're right! But besides that, you should really think about putting up a parental warning on this page, or better yet, make it a pay site, what with all the talking of testicle eyes and such. I wonder what searching keywords are going to find your blog now.

Amanda said...

I didn't tell you this wasn't gonna b riskay...:)

Unknown said...

Cats are a good substitute for kids. They toilet themselves, eat out of a bowl filled once daily, and sometimes reciprocate affection. And as far as testicles, whose testicles were in your eyes? never mind.