Thursday, March 10, 2005

Humour me

Would you rather
emit the smell of sulphur everytime you smile
or
have glow in the dark body hair?

Come on guys..humour me...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glow in the dark hair, of course. Because how often do people see me in the dark? But I smile lots.

Matt said...

I'll humour you... There were these two horses, Ned and Ted...

Mark Andrew said...

Glow in the dark body hair. That way I could find my way around should I get laid anytime soon.

Mark Andrew said...

okay, that was for shock value...hope you're not easily offended...but ya, glow in the dark body hair. because if you're in public at night time you're usually clothed in regions of the body that you don't want people seeing anyways, so they couldn't see your body hair through the clothes even if it was glow in the dark. That and you could use your nostrils as tiny flashlights if you wanted to read a book on a dark bus.

Amanda said...

sad part is, I know that Anne is telling the truth:)
good ol' Ch no shower days...
Hey what's changed?:)

Unknown said...

Anne is gross... Glow in the dark body hair for sure... just cause i can't remember the other option.

Name: Kirk Bage Born 1973, UK Writer & Actor said...

Here in Scotland all body hair glows naturally anyway from a combination of booze, pollution and a diet of deep fried haggis! So it's a moot point really... though I do know a few rugby players whose smiles smell much worse than sulpher anyway, so they score double. Good question, though. Kx

Anonymous said...

Body hair that smells like sulphur... oh yeah!

Anonymous said...

Definitly glow in the dark body hair. I shave my entire body anyways, so it wouldn't bother me too much. Oh... Except for my moustache... Frig.