Reasons how I know that summer is coming;
1. There is an excess amount of roadkill
2. I get to sleep with less blankets on my bed
3. I can smell the sweet aroma of pot while I am walking down the street
4. Girls clothes are getting tighter and shorter and practically non-existant
5. Kdub mullets are looking more groomed
6. People in the Jeep cult are waving to each other and making us wish we had one too
7. People are walking down the street drinking beer thinking that it's legal
8. Couches are randomly appearing on front lawns
9. The canoe trip is approaching!!!
10. When it gets dark couples are making out in Waterloo Park
11. There is a significant amount of dog poo on my front lawn
12. People don't get TO'd at a father away parking spot at Walmart
3 comments:
It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand.
Seriously, I wouldn't expect you to... I don't even understand.
Now that I can put my hair in a ponytail, I can skimp on the clothing too!
Please do...a black wife beater would suffice
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